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Tigers’ Justin Verlander serves up an awesome dad joke

It was so bad, it’s good.

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I am the foremost purveyor of the responses “Time for you to get a watch” and “Hi hungry, I’m Patrick.” Yes, I still have friends. No, I don’t think they actually like me.

Anyway, in honor of the dad joke craft, I would like to present you with a very good tweet:

Dad jokes are judged upon how hard of an eye roll they merit. That is 9.5/10. The fact that he is extremely proud of it only adds to the effect. And while I love terrible jokes, this underlines why we need baseball back. Otherwise, he’s going to keep tweeting stuff like this until he is less bored.