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White Sox to give away the Hawk Harrelson alarm clock of your nightmares

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RUN! SAVE YOURSELVES!

Sometimes I wonder if we could dislike the Chicago White Sox anymore. Then, they remove all doubt and announce that they are giving away a Hawk Harrelson alarm clock.

I sure as **** hope that the clock simply rings and doesn’t actually play any Hawk soundbites, because that would be certain to put you in a horrible mood to start the day. It would be great prank fodder, however.

The Sox will give away this historical artifact on Saturday, May 13, when they play a snoozer of a game against the San Diego Padres.