More Anagrams!

Ernst Peters /The Ledger via Imagn Content Services, LLC

I loved Ashley’s article featuring the anagrams of the Tigers 40-man roster. My favorites were Miguel Cabrera = Arguable Crime (his contract), and Niko Goodrum = Our Doom King. The anagram idea came from Twinkie Town (Byron Buxton = Onyx Bunt Bro, Miguel Sano = Soul Enigma, etc.). I started with Tigers players and prospects who were not covered in the article and eventually moved on to random major league players when I ran out of Tigers. I have never done a fanpost and am doing this on my phone so hopefully the format comes out okay. So here they are, enjoy!

Spencer Torkelson - Restock Personnel, Ten Snorkeler Cops

Riley Greene - Eye Lingerer

Jeimer Candelario - Medical Ear Joiner

Justin Verlander - Lunar Driven Jets

Lou Whitaker - Outlaw Hiker

Jack Morris - Sir Jam Rock

Ron Gardenhire - Groin Hardener

Dan Dickerson - Deacon Drinks

Matt Shepard - Ms Deathtrap

Dan Petry - Pedantry, Red Panty

Parker Meadows - A Warped Smoker

Bryant Packard - Bankcard Party

Ryan Kreidler - Early Drinker

Roberto Campos - Compare Robots

Trei Cruz - Zit Curer

Kody Clemens - Lemony Decks

Adinso Reyes - Readiness Yo

Eddie Rosario - Rodeo Diaries

Nick Madrigal - Magical Drink

Starling Marte - Marlins Target

Wade Miley - Aye Mildew

Wilson Contreras - Contrails Worsen

Paul DeJong - June Lapdog

Logan Forsythe - Horsefly Tango

Maikel Franco - American Folk

Jedd Gyorko - Dodgy Joker

Austin Hedges - The Gaudiness

Carter Kieboom - Race Motorbike

Ehire Adrianza - Zanier Airhead

Willy Adames - Wayside Mall

Dellin Betances - Ball Tendencies

Matt Carpenter - Crap Treatment

Starlin Castro - Scrotal Strain

Julio Teheran - Injure To Heal

Derek Holland - He Rolled Dank

Anibal Sanchez - Hazel Cannabis

Pablo Sandoval - Oval Panda Slob

Gleyber Torres - Soberly Regret

Hunter Pence - Teen Puncher

Tommy Pham - Phat Mommy

Franmil Reyes - Merry Finales

Sergio Romo - Orgies Room

Cameron Maybin - A Man Embryonic

Trevor May - Voter Army

Yadier Molina - Oily Marinade

Jacob DeGrom - Crab Mode Jog

Blake Snell - Ankle Bells

Trevor Bauer - Ever Our Brat

Clayton Kershaw - Lanky Ace Throws, Lacework Shanty

Christian Yelich - His Lit Chicanery

Ramon Laureano - Neuronal Aroma

Craig Kimbrel - Grimier Black

Liam Hendriks - Milkier Hands

KeBryan Hayes - Bakery Hyenas

Joey Gallo - Jello Yoga

Yan Gomes - Gas Money

Brusdar Graterol - Roadster Burglar

Cole Hamels - Camel Holes

Luis Robert - Our Blister

Tim Anderson - Modern Saint , Demon Trains

Yu Darvish - Rushy Diva

Rafael Devers - Feared Slaver

Sean Doolittle - Loneliest Toad

Hunter Dozier - Theorized Run

Max Fried - Arm Fixed

Clint Frazier - Flint Crazier

Alex Bregman - An Ex Gambler

Jose Altuve - Jealous Vet

Carlos Correa - La Coca Errors

Giancarlo Stanton - Transnational Cog

Gerrit Cole - Creole Grit

Cody Bellinger - Boldly Generic

Wil Myers - Wry Smile

Eric Hosmer - More Riches, Mr Cheerios

Nick Castellanos - Nonelastic Slack

Buster Posey - Beery Tossup

Aroldis Chapman - Dolphin Mascara

Manny Machado - Handyman Coma

Nolan Arenado - A London Arena

Freddie Freeman - Refined Defamer

Pete Alonso - Pesto Alone

Whit Merrifield - Wildfire Hermit

Marcus Semien - Manicure Mess

Sonny Gray - Soy Granny

Charlie Blackmon - Melancholic Bark

Yordan Alvarez - Zany Radar Love

Michael Brantley - Mythical Enabler, Alimentary Belch

Detroit Tigers - Grittiest Doer

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