I loved Ashley’s article featuring the anagrams of the Tigers 40-man roster. My favorites were Miguel Cabrera = Arguable Crime (his contract), and Niko Goodrum = Our Doom King. The anagram idea came from Twinkie Town (Byron Buxton = Onyx Bunt Bro, Miguel Sano = Soul Enigma, etc.). I started with Tigers players and prospects who were not covered in the article and eventually moved on to random major league players when I ran out of Tigers. I have never done a fanpost and am doing this on my phone so hopefully the format comes out okay. So here they are, enjoy!
Spencer Torkelson - Restock Personnel, Ten Snorkeler Cops
Riley Greene - Eye Lingerer
Jeimer Candelario - Medical Ear Joiner
Justin Verlander - Lunar Driven Jets
Lou Whitaker - Outlaw Hiker
Jack Morris - Sir Jam Rock
Ron Gardenhire - Groin Hardener
Dan Dickerson - Deacon Drinks
Matt Shepard - Ms Deathtrap
Dan Petry - Pedantry, Red Panty
Parker Meadows - A Warped Smoker
Bryant Packard - Bankcard Party
Ryan Kreidler - Early Drinker
Roberto Campos - Compare Robots
Trei Cruz - Zit Curer
Kody Clemens - Lemony Decks
Adinso Reyes - Readiness Yo
Eddie Rosario - Rodeo Diaries
Nick Madrigal - Magical Drink
Starling Marte - Marlins Target
Wade Miley - Aye Mildew
Wilson Contreras - Contrails Worsen
Paul DeJong - June Lapdog
Logan Forsythe - Horsefly Tango
Maikel Franco - American Folk
Jedd Gyorko - Dodgy Joker
Austin Hedges - The Gaudiness
Carter Kieboom - Race Motorbike
Ehire Adrianza - Zanier Airhead
Willy Adames - Wayside Mall
Dellin Betances - Ball Tendencies
Matt Carpenter - Crap Treatment
Starlin Castro - Scrotal Strain
Julio Teheran - Injure To Heal
Derek Holland - He Rolled Dank
Anibal Sanchez - Hazel Cannabis
Pablo Sandoval - Oval Panda Slob
Gleyber Torres - Soberly Regret
Hunter Pence - Teen Puncher
Tommy Pham - Phat Mommy
Franmil Reyes - Merry Finales
Sergio Romo - Orgies Room
Cameron Maybin - A Man Embryonic
Trevor May - Voter Army
Yadier Molina - Oily Marinade
Jacob DeGrom - Crab Mode Jog
Blake Snell - Ankle Bells
Trevor Bauer - Ever Our Brat
Clayton Kershaw - Lanky Ace Throws, Lacework Shanty
Christian Yelich - His Lit Chicanery
Ramon Laureano - Neuronal Aroma
Craig Kimbrel - Grimier Black
Liam Hendriks - Milkier Hands
KeBryan Hayes - Bakery Hyenas
Joey Gallo - Jello Yoga
Yan Gomes - Gas Money
Brusdar Graterol - Roadster Burglar
Cole Hamels - Camel Holes
Luis Robert - Our Blister
Tim Anderson - Modern Saint , Demon Trains
Yu Darvish - Rushy Diva
Rafael Devers - Feared Slaver
Sean Doolittle - Loneliest Toad
Hunter Dozier - Theorized Run
Max Fried - Arm Fixed
Clint Frazier - Flint Crazier
Alex Bregman - An Ex Gambler
Jose Altuve - Jealous Vet
Carlos Correa - La Coca Errors
Giancarlo Stanton - Transnational Cog
Gerrit Cole - Creole Grit
Cody Bellinger - Boldly Generic
Wil Myers - Wry Smile
Eric Hosmer - More Riches, Mr Cheerios
Nick Castellanos - Nonelastic Slack
Buster Posey - Beery Tossup
Aroldis Chapman - Dolphin Mascara
Manny Machado - Handyman Coma
Nolan Arenado - A London Arena
Freddie Freeman - Refined Defamer
Pete Alonso - Pesto Alone
Whit Merrifield - Wildfire Hermit
Marcus Semien - Manicure Mess
Sonny Gray - Soy Granny
Charlie Blackmon - Melancholic Bark
Yordan Alvarez - Zany Radar Love
Michael Brantley - Mythical Enabler, Alimentary Belch
Detroit Tigers - Grittiest Doer