Kerry Carpenter

OK, this is getting silly. The guy tears up AA so they promote him to see if he can handle tougher competition. He has improved in every area... better average, better walk percentage, lower strike out percentage, higher slugging percentage, his defense has improved.

It's time to call him up.

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