Don't worry, it wasn't an Aaron Burr-Alexander Hamilton thing (or even a Dick Cheney-that guy he shot thing). Sorta nicked him in the ear while they were out hunting together. Everyone's fine. Funny headline, though.
Laird signed a deal with the Braves. Too bad. I liked the old lump.
per Motor City Bengals Personally, if the package included Avi, Castellanos, Smyly, Porcello, etc., I'd do it in a heartbeat. That being said, I really don't think the Marlins are going to get rid of him just yet...